Inventions in Time

I am conditioned to pour a giant head on beer. I've ruined (or delayed the enjoyment) of many of Brian's beers by my "distinctive" pour. Carbombs are no fun when they're 90% head before the shot even gets dropped. With extreme patience, I can get a good pour if I tilt just right. But then I get so excited by my great pour, that my next pour turns to shit.

Behold... the anti-Lisa.