Homo Light

Ok, so it's not beer. But it's soda, therefore fizzy, therefore sudsy, therefore too ridiculous to not comment on.

My first thought goes back to the trippy book Alice in Wonderland. Will I turn gay if I drink it? What's the antidote, a straight cake? If so, should it be substituted for crackers at communion services? Getting too far off topic... But I don't know what's funnier, that it's pear flavored, pink, or a light beverage. Who knew so many stereotypes could be exploited in a beverage?

Personally, I'd prefer to see Butt Buddy Beer, or Cornhole Cola, or Fellatio Fizz, or Lesbo Light. There's something more fun about alliteration. Damn, there I go again being all insensitive.